I just learned of the Holy Grail of all art tools: The AUTOMATIC MOTIVATIONAL POSTER GENERATOR!!! Yes, you read that correctly, as long as you thought you read, "The AUTOMATIC MOTIVATIONAL POSTER GENERATOR!!!"
Here's the URL, and I hope it is to you all that it is to me.
By, the way, that picture is me, and I do have three heads, and it was not touched up in any way. It's a 15 second exposure of me lighting three matches in the dark in my car.